Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here thing, this…mag-no-lia man-or en-ter-tain-ment cen-ter. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But lemme tell ya, it’s just a big ol’ cabinet for your TV and stuff, like them what-cha-ma-call-its, DVD players and such. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good’un, sturdy like. They say it’s made outta that poplar wood, and oak too. Fancy woods, I reckon. And somethin’ called “birch veneers.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d stick on a tooth, but I guess it makes it look nice.
Now, this here thing is big, real big. Takes up a whole wall, practically. But that’s good, I guess, if you got a lotta stuff. You know, like them remotes that always get lost, and all them wires that look like a snake’s nest. This thing, it’s got drawers, lots of ’em. Three drawers, they say. And they’re stained inside, real pretty-like. You can put all your junk in there, and nobody gotta see it.
- Drawers are real nice and smooth
- Big enough for all your TV stuff
- Kepps things tidy and organized, you know?
And then there’s them doors. Four of ’em, made outta glass. You can see right through, so you gotta keep your stuff neat, I guess. Unless you wanna show off your mess, which I ain’t judgin’, mind you. But them doors, they ain’t just plain glass. They got wood around ’em, real sturdy-like. Makes it look…well, it looks good. It’s got this what-they-call “European traditional” look. Sounds fancy, but it just means it looks old-timey, like somethin’ you’d see in a rich folks’ house.
The middle part, that’s where the TV goes, I reckon. They call it a “console,” this 74-inch console thing. It’s got two doors with glass, just like the others, but on the sides, it’s got these…antique mirror doors. Now, I ain’t never seen an antique mirror before, but these things, they look kinda cloudy, like they been around a while. Makes it look…I dunno…fancy, I guess. This here entertainment center, it’s supposed to be the “focal point” of your livin’ room. That just means it’s the thing everyone’s gonna look at when they come in. So, you better keep it dusted, you hear?
This thing, it’ll hold all your…electronics. That’s what the young folks call ‘em. Your TVs, your DVD players, your game thingies, all that stuff. It’s got space for everything, I tell ya. And it’s strong, too. You could probably put a whole heap of stuff on it, and it wouldn’t budge. They built it to last, I reckon. Not like them flimsy things they sell nowadays.
So, if you got a big ol’ livin’ room and a lotta stuff to put away, this here mag-no-lia man-or en-ter-tain-ment cen-ter, it might just be the thing for ya. It ain’t cheap, I bet, but it’ll last ya a good long time. And it’ll make your livin’ room look…well, it’ll make it look somethin’ special. Just don’t forget to dust it, you hear? And keep them wires from gettin’ all tangled up. That’s a mess nobody wants to see.
And one more thing: make sure you got someone strong to help ya move it. This thing is heavy, I tell ya. You don’t wanna go breakin’ your back tryin’ to lift it yourself. Get a couple of them young fellas, they’ll get it done in a jiffy. And that’s all I gotta say about this here…thingamajig. It’s a good’un, though, real good.
Now, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea. All this talkin’ about furniture’s got me tired.
Tags: [entertainment center, living room, storage, magnolia manor, european style, tv stand, console, drawers, glass doors, oak, poplar, birch]
