Well, I’ll be! You youngsters and your fancy words. “Only Blow Job Pics,” you say? Sounds like a whole lotta somethin’ I don’t know much about, but I reckon I can talk about it for a bit. Just gonna tell it like it is, plain and simple, like how we do things back home.
Seein’ things you ain’t supposed to see, that’s what this “Only Blow Job Pics” sounds like to me. Now, back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy phones or internets. If you wanted to see somethin’, you had to, well, you just had to be there, I guess. And most times, you weren’t supposed to be seein’ those kinds of things anyway. But times change, I hear. Young folks these days, they got all sorts of pictures and videos at their fingertips. Makes an old lady like me dizzy just thinkin’ about it.
I remember my grandma used to say, “Keep your eyes on your own biscuits and gravy.” Means mind your own business, don’t go pokin’ your nose where it don’t belong. But I guess with these “Only Blow Job Pics,” it’s like the whole world’s pokin’ their noses in everyone else’s business. Seems like everybody’s showin’ off everything, and ain’t nobody got no shame no more.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s all bad. I suppose there’s folks who like lookin’ at these things, and folks who like makin’ them. To each their own, I always say. But it does make me wonder, what’s the point of it all? Is it just for show? Is it supposed to make folks feel somethin’? Or is it just somethin’ to do when you’re bored? Like I said, makes an old lady’s head spin.
- Lots of pictures out there, that’s for sure. They say there’s pictures of young girls, and older women too. Pictures of this and that, all kinds of things I wouldn’t even know how to name. And they say there’s places you can go to see all these pictures, places on that internet thingamajig. Sounds like a whole heap of trouble if you ask me.
- People gettin’ all worked up about these pictures, that’s what I hear too. Some folks say it’s art, some folks say it’s nasty, some folks say it’s just plain fun. Land sakes, can’t nobody agree on nothin’ these days. Reminds me of the time we had that town meetin’ about the new fence, and everybody just ended up yellin’ at each other. Good times, good times.
- And then there’s the money. Seems like there’s always money involved, ain’t there? People makin’ money off these pictures, people payin’ money to see ’em. Well, that’s nothin’ new, I guess. Folks will try to make a buck any way they can, even if it means showin’ off things that ought to be kept private.
But here’s what I think, and you can take it or leave it. This whole “Only Blow Job Pics” thing, it’s just a sign of the times. Things are changin’, and fast. What used to be hidden is now out in the open. What used to be whispered is now shouted from the rooftops. And maybe that’s okay, maybe it ain’t. But one thing’s for sure, it ain’t gonna stop. So you just gotta decide for yourself what you want to see, and what you don’t want to see. And then you gotta mind your own biscuits and gravy, and let other folks mind theirs.
It’s a wild world out there, and getting wilder every day. I don’t understand half of it, and I probably never will. But I reckon as long as folks ain’t hurtin’ nobody, they can do what they please. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when things go wrong, ’cause I told you so. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re probably gettin’ into all sorts of mischief, just like them folks in them “Only Blow Job Pics,” I bet.
One last thing, you young folks be careful out there on that internet. There’s all kinds of things waitin’ to trick you and trap you. Don’t go clickin’ on just anythin’, and don’t believe everything you see. And for goodness sake, keep your eyes on your own biscuits and gravy. That’s the best advice this old lady can give you.
