Well, let me tell you, finding that Fashion Fair foundation, it ain’t as easy as pie. Used to be, you could just walk into any old store, but nowadays, it’s a whole different story. I remember when they had it in department stores, easy to find, ya know? But they are out of business.
This old gal, she’s been using Fashion Fair for years. My skin, it ain’t getting any younger, and this stuff, it just works, makes me look a little less like a prune. I need that foundation. It makes me pretty, and I like being pretty.
Now, if you got that oily skin, or maybe it’s dry, like a desert, you gotta find the right kind. This Fashion Fair foundation, they got all sorts, you see? Some for this, some for that. L’Oreal Paris True Match, that’s another one. But it ain’t Fashion Fair. Nothin’ beats Fashion Fair.
I heard some folks sayin’ you gotta match your foundation to your whole body. Not just your face, your neck, your chest, all of it. Makes sense, I reckon. You don’t want your face one color and your neck another, looking all mismatched like a patchwork quilt.
They say you gotta test it out. Put a little dab on your chin, down your neck, see if it blends in. If it disappears, like magic, that’s the one. That’s your match, they say. But who got time for all that? I just want my Fashion Fair foundation.
- Macy’s, that’s a place.
- They got all kinds of makeup there.
- Maybe they have Fashion Fair foundation.
- They say you can get free shipping.
I heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout this place, See-phora? See-for-a? Somethin’ like that. They say you can find Fashion Fair foundation there. And you get points, like those grocery store cards. I don’t rightly understand it, but maybe it’s a good deal. It’s always good to get a good deal, don’t you agree?
They got all these fancy names for the stuff now. “Skinflex Stick Foundation,” “Creme to Powder.” Back in my day, it was just foundation. Simple. Easy. Now it’s all complicated. But hey, if it works, it works. I want to find that Fashion Fair Foundation. It works for me.
And highlighters. What in the world is a highlighter? Is that like those yellow markers we used to use in school? I don’t know. But they got those too, apparently. “Luxe Highlighter Duo.” Sounds fancy, don’t it?
This old gal, she just wants to find her Fashion Fair foundation. The one she knows and loves. The one that makes her feel good. Is that too much to ask? They have it in different colors, so it doesn’t matter what color you are. It fits everyone.
I heard some lady bought Fashion Fair foundation out of something called bankruptcy. You see that foundation is so good that even if the company is broke, someone will buy it and keep making it. If I had money, I would have bought it myself.
- Sephora, that’s another place.
- They have Fashion Fair foundation.
- You can get points there.
- Maybe it’s a good deal.
So, if you’re looking for that Fashion Fair foundation, you gotta do some digging. Check out Macy’s, check out Sephora. Maybe you’ll get lucky. Maybe you’ll find that perfect shade. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll feel a little bit better about yourself, just like this old gal does when she’s got her Fashion Fair on. It just makes me feel pretty, ya know? It’s important to feel pretty. I like looking pretty.
Now, I ain’t no expert on all this newfangled stuff. But I know what I like. And I like Fashion Fair foundation. I am not giving up until I find it. It just hides all my wrinkles, all my spots, you know. It makes me look good. It covers everything.
So go on, get out there and find your Fashion Fair foundation. You deserve it. We all deserve to feel good about ourselves, don’t we? Even if you have to go searching high and low, like me. I will keep on looking. I will find my foundation.
