Well, hey there. Let me tell ya somethin’ about these… whatchamacallits… insertable vibrators, yeah, that’s it. Folks these days, they got all sorts of fancy things. Back in my day, we didn’t have nothin’ like this, lemme tell ya. But times change, I guess.
So, what are these things anyway? Well, from what I gather, they’re little gadgets, made of somethin’ called silicone, I think. They buzz and wiggle, and folks use ’em, you know… down there. Sounds kinda strange, don’t it? But I hear some folks swear by ’em. Say it feels good. Relaxin’, even.
Now, there’s all kinds of ’em. Some are little, like eggs, they say. Some are shaped like… well, never mind. Some got these little bunny ears on ’em, for extra… somethin’ or other. And some, they go inside, to that G-spot place. I ain’t got no G-spot, far as I know, but I reckon it’s important to some folks.
- Some are just for buzzin’ on the outside.
- Some go inside and buzz at the same time. They call it dual-stimulation. Fancy, huh?
- And then there’s these remote control ones. Lord have mercy! You can be sittin’ in the kitchen, cookin’ dinner, and that thing can be… well, you get the picture.
Why folks use ’em? Well, I ain’t one to judge. Some folks use ’em by themselves, you know, for a little… fun. Others use ’em with their… partners. I hear it can spice things up, make things more… excitin’. One lady, a therapist or somethin’, she said it can even build trust and intimacy. Go figure.
There’s a whole bunch of companies makin’ these things. One’s even run by queer folks, whatever that means. They call their toys “Cute Little Fuckers”, ain’t that somethin’? They got all sorts of vibrators, thrusters, and who-knows-what-else. Sounds like a whole other world to me.
Picking out one of these things, it ain’t easy, I bet. You gotta think about the size, the shape, how strong the buzz is. Some folks like it gentle, some like it strong. It’s all a matter of personal taste, I guess. Just like pickin’ out a good watermelon, gotta thump it and see if it’s right. And there are even some that have a pointed end, though some folks say that ain’t so good for the G-spot, whatever that is.
And talk about batteries! Some last longer than others, I reckon. You wouldn’t want it dyin’ on ya in the middle of somethin’, would ya? That’d be like your tractor breakin’ down right in the middle of the field. No good.
So, there you have it. A little somethin’ about these insertable vibrators. They’re a sign of the times, I guess. Folks are always lookin’ for new ways to have fun, to feel good. And if these little gadgets can help ’em do that, well, who am I to say otherwise? Just make sure you know what you’re doin’, and don’t go breakin’ nothin’. And for heaven’s sake, keep ’em away from the grandkids!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ what all this fuss is about. And frankly, so am I.
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