Alright, let’s talk about gettin’ a massage when you’re, you know, high. I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard things, seen things, and I got some thoughts on it.
First off, what kinda high are we talkin’ about? You know, some highs make you all sleepy and relaxed, and some make you wanna giggle and bounce off the walls. If you’re gonna get a massage all high and mighty, you probably wanna be the sleepy kind. That way you can just melt into the table like butter on a hot biscuit.
Now, I heard tell you shouldn’t go gettin’ all boozed up or eatin’ a bunch of spicy stuff before a massage. Makes sense, I guess. Who wants a belly full of hot peppers when someone’s pokin’ and proddin’ ya? And the booze? Well, that just makes you all wobbly and probably not thinkin’ straight. You wanna enjoy the massage, not be a sloppy mess.
What to expect, you know, when you’re high
- Things might feel a whole lot more intense. A little pressure might feel like a lot, you know?
- Your mind might wander off somethin’ fierce. You might start thinkin’ about the chickens in the yard or that time the cow got loose. Don’t worry about it, just go with the flow.
- You might get the munchies somethin’ awful. Hope they don’t have snacks layin’ around, or you might be gnawin’ on the massage table.
And speakin’ of tables, let’s talk about where you’re gettin’ this massage. You don’t wanna be goin’ to some shady place, especially not when you’re high. You want a clean, respectable place with folks who know what they’re doin’. And for goodness sake, make sure they ain’t touchin’ nothin’ they shouldn’t be touchin’. There’s parts of your body that are strictly off-limits, you hear?
Now, some folks say you shouldn’t tell the massage person you’re high. They might get all uppity and refuse to touch you. But then again, if you’re so high you’re practically droolin’, they might figure it out on their own. Use your best judgment, I guess. If you can act normal-ish, maybe keep it to yourself. But if you’re floatin’ around like a lost balloon, well, they might need a heads-up.
I also heard you shouldn’t be doin’ any heavy lifting or hard work after a massage. You’re supposed to take it easy, let your body rest. And that goes double if you’re high. You’re already relaxed, so just keep on relaxin’. Go home, lay on the couch, maybe watch some TV. Don’t go runnin’ a marathon or nothin’.
And listen, if you got anythin’ wrong with your skin, like a rash or a cut, you probably shouldn’t be gettin’ a massage. And if you got somethin’ catchin’, like a skin infection, for Pete’s sake stay home! You don’t want to be spreadin’ your germs all over the place. That ain’t neighborly.
Some folks say certain stuff will make you better for a massage
They talk about “indica” and “sensi star” and “girl scout cookies.” Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus to me, but hey, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. I ain’t no expert, so you do your own research, alright? Just don’t go smokin’ anything weird or eatin’ anything you found on the ground.
And finally, remember to drink plenty of water after your massage. It helps flush things out, you know? And if you start feelin’ weird or dizzy, tell somebody. Don’t just sit there and suffer in silence.
So, is gettin’ a massage while high a good idea? Well, that depends on you. If you can handle your high and you go to a good place and you follow the rules, then it might be just what the doctor ordered. But if you’re the type to get all paranoid and giggly, maybe you should stick to massages when you’re sober. It’s all about what you are comfortable with. Just be smart, be safe, and for goodness sake, don’t forget to wear clean underwear!
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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