How do I know if my well is dry? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t somethin’ fancy like them city folks got with their pipes and whatnot. It’s more like… well, it’s like this.
First off, you start seein’ things ain’t right. You turn on the faucet and, pffft, nothin’ comes out, or maybe just a little dribble. Like a cow tryin’ to give milk when she’s all dried up. That ain’t good, no sirree.

Then there’s the water pressure. Used to be, you turn on the hose and it’d knock you off your feet, good for washin’ the mud off the porch. Now? It’s more like a sick chicken peein’. Weak, real weak. That’s a bad sign, a real bad sign.
- Water ain’t comin’ out like it used to.
- Pressure’s gone down, weak as a kitten.
- Spittin’ and sputterin’ faucets, like they got a cough.
Sometimes, the water, it starts actin’ funny. It’ll spit and sputter, like it’s got a cough. Or it’ll come out all cloudy, like you stirred up the bottom of a mud puddle. You don’t wanna be drinkin’ that, no way, no how. Makes your stomach turn just thinkin’ about it. It tastes funny, too, like dirt and rust. And if it starts smellin’ like rotten eggs, well, then you really got trouble.
Now, I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I know when somethin’s wrong. If your well’s dry, things can get real bad, real quick. No water for washin’, no water for cookin’, no water for the animals… it’s a mess, a real big mess. You can’t just go on livin’ like that, you need to figure things out.
The only real way to know for sure if your well’s dry is to check the water level. But that ain’t somethin’ you just go doin’ yourself, unless you know what you’re doin’. It’s complicated, like fixin’ a tractor engine when you don’t know the first thing about tractors. You might mess things up even worse.
You gotta call someone who knows about these things, a well man, they call ‘em. They got the tools and the know-how to measure the water down there and tell you if it’s gone dry. They’ll look at the well, maybe drop somethin’ down there to see how deep the water is. They’re the experts, not like us folks just tryin’ to get by.
And if the well is dry? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms. Maybe you gotta dig a new well, maybe you can deepen the old one, maybe you just gotta wait for rain. It all depends. But the first thing is to figure out if it’s really dry or not. Don’t go jumpin’ to conclusions, that never got nobody anywhere.

So, if you’re thinkin’ your well’s gone dry, don’t just sit there scratchin’ your head. Look for the signs: the water tricklin’ out, the weak pressure, the funny taste and smell. And then, for goodness sake, call someone who knows what they’re doin’. It ain’t worth messin’ around with somethin’ as important as water. No water, no life, that’s what I always say. So best get it sorted quick, before things get too bad. You don’t want to end up haulin’ water in buckets, that ain’t no way to live.
And listen, sometimes the ground around your place can tell ya somethin’ too. If you got different kinds of dirt, like some places where the water soaks right in and other places where it just sits on top, that can make a difference. Or if you ain’t got much space, that can change what you can do, too. But that’s somethin’ for the well man to figure out. You just gotta get him there first.
Now, I heard tell that them fancy folks with their French drains, they use them in dirt that soaks up water real good. And them dry wells, they like dirt that lets the water go through easy. But if you ain’t got much space, you might have to do things different, closer to the house maybe. But again, that’s for the well man to worry about, not you and me.
Anyways, that’s the long and short of it. If your well is acting up, pay attention, call in an expert, and don’t you go messin’ around with things you don’t understand. You’ll thank me later, I guarantee ya. And remember, no matter how bad things seem, there’s always a solution, always a way to get that water flowin’ again. You just gotta be smart about it and get the right help.