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Alright, let’s gab about them tongue scraper plastic things, ya know? I seen ’em at the store, them little plastic thingamajigs, and I thought, “What in tarnation are these?” Well, turns out, they’re for cleanin’ your tongue. Who knew?
Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I reckon a clean tongue is a good thing. I mean, you wouldn’t leave mud on your boots, would ya? So why leave all that gunk on your tongue? Makes sense, right?
So, these plastic tongue scrapers, they’re kinda gentle, I hear. That’s good for folks who got sensitive mouths, I guess. Like my niece, she’s always complainin’ about somethin’ or other. This might be just the ticket for her. But, and this is a big but, some folks say they ain’t as good at gettin’ the yucky stuff off your tongue as them other scrapers, like the copper ones. I ain’t tried them copper ones, but they sound fancy.
The thing about these plastic ones is ya gotta replace ’em every few months. That’s kinda a pain, ain’t it? Always havin’ to remember to buy a new one. And where do all them old ones go? Landfill, I reckon. That ain’t good.
- Gentle on the tongue, good for sensitive folks.
- Not as good at cleaning as copper maybe.
- Gotta replace ’em often, that’s a bother.
Now, I seen some ads, ya know, on the internet and such. They got all sorts of deals on these things. Some say “high quality,” some say “free shipping.” One even said “up to 90% off”! Can ya believe that? Makes ya wonder if they’re any good or just tryin’ to unload a bunch of junk. But hey, if you can get a good deal, why not try it, right?
I also saw these disposable tongue cleaners, comes in a big ol’ pack. Thirty-two of ’em! That’s a lot of tongue scrapin’. They’re made of recycled plastic, which is nice, I guess. Less waste and all. And they say it helps with fresh breath. Well, that’s somethin’ everybody wants, ain’t it? Nobody wants dragon breath.
Some folks get real worked up about these things. They go on and on about how important it is to clean your tongue. Says it helps with your teeth, your gums, even your whole body! I don’t know about all that, but I reckon keepin’ things clean is never a bad idea. Like my grandma used to say, “Cleanliness is next to godliness.” She was a wise old woman, my grandma.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about tryin’ one of these plastic tongue scrapers, I say go for it. They ain’t gonna break the bank, and who knows, maybe you’ll like it. Just remember to replace it every now and then, and don’t expect miracles. It’s just a little piece of plastic, after all. It ain’t gonna change your life, but it might make your breath a little fresher. And that’s somethin’, right?
And if you don’t like it, well, you ain’t out much. Just toss it in the trash and move on. There’s plenty of other things to worry about in this world, that’s for sure.
But hey, if it works for ya, then that’s great! Everybody’s different, ya know? What works for one person might not work for another. That’s just life. You gotta find what suits ya and stick with it. Don’t let nobody tell you different.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on them plastic tongue scraper things. Take it or leave it, it’s all the same to me. I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world.
Tags: [tongue scraper, plastic tongue scraper, oral hygiene, tongue cleaning, fresh breath, dental care, tongue health]
