Well, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this thing, Splish Splash Light Show Tickets. Sounds fancy, huh? I reckon it’s somethin’ to see, all them sparkly lights and such. They say it’s over at that Splish Splash place. Never been, but I hear it’s a big water park place in the summer. This here thing is in the winter, though. No swimming, I guess. Just lights, and lots of ’em.
They say you gotta get these tickets, these Splish Splash Light Show Tickets. You drive your car through, like a parade, but you’re the only one in the parade. I guess the lights are the main part of this parade. And there are so many of these lights that they say it would make you dizzy.
They say you can get these tickets online. Sounds like a magic trick to me, buyin’ somethin’ through the air. But the young folks, they do it all the time. They told me they got a price, somethin’ like 25 dollars. One ticket for whole car, good price. But you gotta tell ’em you’re comin’ first, gotta make a “reservation” they call it. This is so important that if you don’t have a reservation, I am afraid you cannot go to see the lights.
They play music too, they say. Christmas songs and whatnot. Gotta turn your radio to a special station, and the lights, they dance around to the music. That is a magic trick. This Splish Splash Light Show sounds like a real hootenanny.
- You drive through.
- Lights everywhere.
- Music playin’.
- Gotta get them tickets.
- Splish Splash Light Show, that’s the name.
They say it takes about 20, maybe 25 minutes to drive through the whole thing. That’s a long time to be lookin’ at lights, but I bet it’s somethin’. They say it’s a mile long. That’s a long way, even in a car. I suppose it’s worth it to see that many lights, just like the stars in the sky.
This whole thing is in Suffolk, wherever that is. I ain’t never been there. Too far for me, I reckon. But if you’re out that way, might be worth checkin’ out. They say it’s the best light show in the whole dang place. Imagine that, the best!
They say there’s dozens of these light things. They call ’em “displays.” Like puttin’ on a show, I guess. And they’re all different, not just the same thing over and over. Different shapes, different colors, all movin’ around. You will enjoy this show with your whole family. Kids love this kind of stuff.
Some folks say you can find deals on these tickets, like coupons or somethin’. Might be worth lookin’ into, save a few bucks. Every little bit helps, right? Especially when it is Christmas. They say this place, this Splish Splash, is owned by some big company. Palace somethin’ or other. They got lots of these parks all over the place, I hear. They are rich.
This Splish Splash Light Show, it’s only for a little while, you know. Just around Christmas time. So if you wanna see it, you gotta go when it’s there. Don’t wait too long, or you’ll miss it. They only open in winter.
I reckon this is somethin’ the whole family could enjoy. Even old folks like me. I might not understand all this fancy technology, but I like pretty lights as much as the next person. And if the tickets ain’t too expensive, it might be a nice little outing. This is a good way to spend Christmas with your family, I think.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do this winter, and you like sparkly lights, maybe check out this Splish Splash Light Show. Just remember to get your tickets ahead of time, and tune your radio to the right station. And don’t forget to make one of them “reservations.” Have a good time, y’all!