Well, howdy folks! Let’s gab a bit about that fella in black from, what’s it called, Westworld. Yep, that spooky man in the dark getup. I saw him on that there TV thingy my grandkid set up. Man in black costume westworld, that’s what they call him, I reckon.
First off, that man’s clothes, they ain’t nothin’ fancy, but they sure do look… somethin’. He’s got this big black hat, like the ones them cowboys used to wear in them old movies. Keeps the sun outta your eyes, I guess, or maybe hides your face if you’re up to no good. He’s wearin’ a dark suit too, the kind with long sleeves. Looks kinda like what the undertaker wore to cousin Jeb’s funeral, only newer and… well, less dusty.

- Black outback hat
- Long sleeve suit
- Black winter scarf
- Suit dress vest
- Vintage long sleeve shirt
- Western boots
Under that there suit jacket, he’s got a vest, the fancy kind, and a shirt with long sleeves. Said it was “vintage” on that TV show. Sounds like somethin’ old and probably cost a pretty penny. And them boots! Real cowboy boots, not like them cheap things they sell at the Walmart. These are the kind that are made for ridin’ and walkin’ through the mud. He’s even got a black scarf around his neck, though I ain’t sure why. Maybe it gets cold in that Westworld place, or maybe he just likes how it looks. My Bessie used to knit scarves, but nothin’ this fancy lookin’. She just knitted ’em thick and warm, to keep out the winter chill.
They said on the TV that the little diamonds on his necktie thingy, well they called it a “diamond dobby print”. Sounded mighty highfalutin’ to me. Said you could cut up some cloth if you wanted to make somethin’ similar, but why you’d go and do that, I don’t know. Seems like a lot of trouble for a little piece of cloth around your neck.
Now, this fella, he ain’t exactly a good egg, from what I gathered. Been goin’ to this Westworld place for a long, long time, they said. Thirty years or somethin’. That’s a heap of time to spend in a pretendy cowboy town. He’s lookin’ for some kinda hidden game inside the game, somethin’ deeper down than the regular shootin’ and carousin’. Sounds like he’s got a screw loose, if you ask me.
And the way he treats them folks in Westworld, well, it ain’t right. They said he’s “malevolent”, which I reckon means mean as a snake. He’s always botherin’ this one gal, Dolores, and them other fellas, Teddy and Lawrence. Seems like he just enjoys causin’ trouble and hurtin’ folks. Reminds me of old man Withers down the road, always kickin’ his dog and yellin’ at the kids. Some folks just ain’t got no kindness in their hearts.
Man in black costume westworld, he’s a puzzle, that’s for sure. Why’s he so set on findin’ this hidden game? What’s he hopin’ to find there? And why’s he gotta be so darn mean to everyone? I don’t have the answers, but I tell you what, he gives me the creeps. He’s like one of them shadows that hangs around in the corners, you can’t quite see him clear, but you know he’s there, watchin’ and waitin’.
Now, they said on the TV that this man in black, he’s dead. Killed, I guess. Well, I ain’t surprised. You live by the sword, you die by the sword, that’s what my pappy always said. Still, it makes you wonder. What was it all for? All that time in Westworld, all that trouble he caused, and in the end, he’s just gone. Makes you think about what’s important in life, don’t it? Family, friends, a warm fire on a cold night… That’s what matters, not some silly game in a pretendy town.

So, that’s my take on that man in black. He’s a fella dressed in black, lookin’ for trouble, and in the end, trouble found him. Makes for a good story, I guess, but I’d rather stick to my own little world, where the most excitin’ thing that happens is when the rooster crows too early in the mornin’.