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Alright, let’s talk about these “double waist jeans,” ya know, the ones with the extra bit at the top. I saw some city girls wearin’ ’em, and I gotta say, they look kinda… different. Not sure what all the fuss is about, but I’ll tell ya what I think, just like I tell my chickens what’s what.
First off, what’s the point of two waistbands? Seems like a whole lotta extra cloth to me. Back in my day, we had one waistband, and that was enough. These newfangled things, they just make it look like you’re wearin’ two pairs of pants, and who in their right mind would do that? It’s like wearin’ two coats in the summer, just plain silly.
But I guess these city folks, they like to be fancy, huh? They call it “high-waisted,” “double-waisted,” “V-front”—all sorts of names for somethin’ that just looks like extra fabric to me. They say it’s “stylish” and “fashionable.” Well, I guess my idea of fashion is somethin’ that keeps ya warm and doesn’t fall apart after a few washes. These double waist jeans, I don’t know how long they’d last on the farm.
I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about “double denim.” That just sounds like a whole lotta blue to me. We wore denim on the farm, sure, but it was for workin’, not for struttin’ around town like a peacock. And we sure didn’t have two waistbands on ’em! One was hard enough to keep up!
- They say these jeans are “comfortable.” Well, I reckon my old overalls are comfortable too, and they don’t cost an arm and a leg.
- They say they “sculpt” your figure. Sculpt? Honey, I sculpted my figure by haulin’ hay bales and milkin’ cows, not by wearin’ fancy pants.
- And “free shipping and returns”? What’s that even mean? Back in my day, you bought it, you kept it. None of this sendin’ it back nonsense.
I saw some pictures of these jeans online – the city girls call it “on-line shopping”, whatever that is. Some of ’em look alright, I guess. The straight leg ones, they seem practical enough. But then there’s these skinny jeans, the ones that look like they’re painted on. I don’t see how anyone can breathe in those things, let alone do a day’s work. And those bootcut ones? They just remind me of the old bell bottoms, and those went out of style faster than a hiccup.
And the price! Lord have mercy, the price! You could buy a whole flock of chickens for the price of one pair of these jeans. I don’t understand why folks would spend so much money on somethin’ that’s just gonna get dirty anyway. Jeans are supposed to be tough, able to withstand a good day’s work. I don’t see these fancy double waist jeans holdin’ up too well against a barbed wire fence.
So, are these double waist jeans worth it? I don’t know. Maybe if you’re a city girl with nothin’ better to do than walk around and look pretty. But if you’re like me, someone who needs clothes that are practical and durable, well, I’d stick to the basics. One waistband is enough, and comfort is king. You don’t need all that extra fabric to look good. Good, honest work and a kind heart, that’s what makes a person beautiful, not some fancy pants.
But hey, to each their own, right? If those city girls wanna wear two waistbands, let ‘em. I’ll stick to my overalls, thank you very much. They might not be fashionable, but they get the job done, and that’s all that matters to me. At the end of the day, clothes are just clothes. It’s what’s inside that counts. And a good pair of work boots. Don’t forget the boots.
So that’s my two cents on these double waist jeans. Not for me, but maybe they’re for you. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you snag ’em on a fence, ya hear?
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