Crazy Story: Using Eroge Abilities in Real Life is Real

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Well, let me tell ya, this “Using Eroge Abilities in Real Life” thing, it’s somethin’ else. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a young fella playin’ one of them computer games and then, whaddya know, stuff from the game starts happenin’ in real life. Now, I ain’t no gamer, mind you. Give me a good ol’ hoe and some dirt any day. But this young fella, Jinseok, he’s playin’ this game, an’ it ain’t for kids, that’s for sure. They say it’s “18+”, whatever that means. Sounds like trouble to me.

Crazy Story: Using Eroge Abilities in Real Life is Real

So, what happens? Well, from what I gathered, this Jinseok, he’s testin’ out this game, a “virtual reality” thingamajig. Sounds like a whole lotta hocus pocus to me. But anyways, he’s playin’, and then BOOM! The stuff he’s doin’ in the game, he can do it for real. Like, magic powers or somethin’. Now, I ain’t seen no magic in my day, ‘cept maybe how a little seed can turn into a big ol’ watermelon, but this is different. This is like, he can do things that ain’t natural, things you only see in them comic books my grandson reads.

First off, they say he’s a “beta tester.” Don’t know what that is, sounds like somethin’ a doctor would do, but apparently, it means he’s tryin’ out the game before everyone else. Guess he got more than he bargained for.
Then there’s this “eroge” word. Sounds dirty, don’t it? Well, it probably is. Them young folks and their games, always up to somethin’. But this eroge game, it’s got special abilities, like I said. And Jinseok, he gets ’em.
And now he’s usin’ ’em in real life. Can you imagine? Walkin’ down the street, and suddenly you can do things you couldn’t do before? It’s like winnin’ the lottery, but weirder.

Now, they say he’s doin’ all sorts of things with these powers. I ain’t gonna get into the details, ’cause it ain’t fittin’ for an old woman like me to talk about. But let’s just say, it involves a lot of young people and a lot of… well, you know. Them young folks, they got their own ways of doin’ things. I just hope he ain’t causin’ no trouble. Back in my day, if you wanted somethin’ done, you did it with your own two hands. No fancy powers or computer games needed.

But I guess times are changin’. Now you got young fellas playin’ games and gettin’ magic powers. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya. Just the other day, I saw a fella talkin’ into a little box, and a voice came out the other end! Who’d a thunk it? And now you got this Jinseok fella, usin’ his game powers in real life. I don’t know what to make of it, I really don’t.

But here’s what I do know. Life ain’t a game. You can’t just go around doin’ whatever you want, even if you got some fancy powers. You gotta be responsible. You gotta be respectful. And you gotta remember where you came from. This Jinseok fella, he better be careful. He might think he’s got it all figured out, but life has a way of throwin’ you curveballs. And when that happens, no game power in the world is gonna save you.

So, yeah, “Using Eroge Abilities in Real Life.” It’s a catchy title, I’ll give ’em that. But it’s also a reminder that the world is changin’, and not always for the better. We gotta hold onto our values, our common sense, and our good ol’ fashioned hard work. ‘Cause at the end of the day, that’s all that really matters. Not some fancy game power, but the power of a good heart and a strong will. And that’s somethin’ no computer game can ever teach you.

Anyways, I heard you can read this whole story online, for free even, at places like “ManhwaLike” and “Webtoonscan”. Seems like them internet folks are always sharin’ stories. Though I reckon, they must be makin’ money somehow, nothin’s free in this world, not even gossip. Just be careful what you click on out there, lots of strange things lurkin’ on them computers.