Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here “bend over and I’ll show you” shirt. You know, the kind folks are wearin’ these days. Don’t ask me why they call it that, sounds kinda cheeky if ya ask me, but hey, I’m just an old woman, what do I know?
First off, I saw some folks talkin’ about it online. Sayin’ somethin’ ’bout “unique” and “custom” shirts. Sounds fancy, huh? Like them city folk always makin’ a fuss over somethin’. But from what I gather, these shirts, they got somethin’ printed on ’em, somethin’ funny I guess. Like that fella, what’s his name? Clark Gris somethin’? Yeah, him! Folks say he had a big ol’ Christmas tree, bigger’n my outhouse, and his neighbor, well, he said somethin’ that got everyone chucklin’. So, they put it on a shirt, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t seen this movie, but my grandson, he’s always watchin’ them things on his little phone. He showed me a picture, and there it was, the words “bend over and I’ll show you” right there on the shirt. And folks are buyin’ ’em up like hotcakes at a church social! Don’t ask me why, I still can’t figure it out.
They say it’s a celebration, a “hilarious antic” they call it. Sounds like somethin’ my chickens do when they chase after a grasshopper. But I guess people find it funny, this fella and his big tree. And they wanna wear it, show it off, let everyone know they think it’s funny too.
They sellin’ these shirts all over the place, online mostly. You know, that internet thingy. My grandson showed me pictures, and there’s all sorts of different ones. Different colors, different styles, even ones for women. They got pajamas too, with the same words on ’em. Can you imagine? Wearin’ that to bed? My old man would’ve had a fit! He’d say, “Woman, what in tarnation are you wearin’?” But I guess times have changed, huh? Folks wear whatever they want these days.
- They got short sleeves, long sleeves, even ones with no sleeves at all.
- Some are plain, some are fancy, with pictures and whatnot.
- And they ain’t cheap neither. My grandson said some of ’em cost a pretty penny. Land sakes, who’d pay that much for a shirt with somethin’ silly written on it? But I guess that’s just how it is.
These shirt makers, they call it “high-quality” and “unique.” Sounds like they’re tryin’ to make it seem fancy, so they can charge more. But at the end of the day, it’s just a shirt, ain’t it? A piece of cloth to cover your back. But I guess people like to have things that are different, things that make ’em stand out. And if a shirt with “bend over and I’ll show you” on it does the trick, well, then I guess that’s their business. Who am I to judge?
I still think it’s kinda silly, though. But then again, I’m just an old woman, what do I know about fashion? Back in my day, we wore overalls and aprons. Nothin’ fancy, just practical clothes to get the work done. But times have changed, I reckon. And if folks wanna wear shirts that say “bend over and I’ll show you,” well, that’s their choice. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess. Just makes me scratch my head and wonder what the world’s comin’ to.
So there you have it, that’s what I know about this here “bend over and I’ll show you” shirt. Not much, I admit, but then again, I never claimed to be an expert on such things. I’m just an old woman, tellin’ it like I see it. And if you ask me, it’s a whole lot of fuss over nothin’. But hey, to each their own, right?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where I am. And I ain’t gonna “bend over” for nobody, unless it’s to pick up a dropped egg!
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