You wanna know where to buy RMS cosmetics, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, that stuff ain’t cheap, but it’s good. My granddaughter, she’s always on about that “clean beauty” stuff. Says it’s better for ya. Don’t know much about that, but I do know her face always looks right pretty when she uses it.
So, this RMS stuff, they say it’s “clean.” Means it ain’t got all those nasty chemicals some of those other brands put in. They say it’s good for your skin, this RMS Beauty. Don’t know ’bout all that, but my granddaughter sure does swear by it.
Now, if you’re lookin’ to buy some, you got a few places to go. They got it at that fancy store, what’s it called… Nordstrom. Yeah, Nordstrom. They got all sorts of fancy things there. Bet it costs an arm and a leg, though.
They also got it at a place called Ulta. They sell all them make up and skin care stuff there. My neighbour’s daughter, she works there. She said the RMS beauty products are very hot and many people like it. She also said she can get some discount for me. Oh I love that girl.
- Nordstrom, that’s one place.
- Ulta, that’s another.
Then there’s that other one… Macy’s! Yeah, Macy’s. They got it, too. They always got everything at Macy’s. You can find all them fancy RMS Beauty products, like that shiny stuff you put on your cheeks. They also have some cream, I think it is made by coconut. And some powder. You can find everything there.
And, that JCPenney, too! They sell RMS too. They got all kind of those lip things, and that eye shadow. Lots of colors, if you like that kind of thing.
- Macy’s, they got it.
- JCPenney, they got it too.
I saw on that electric box, they were talkin’ ’bout buyin’ things online. That’s the newfangled way, I guess. They say you can get it shipped right to your door. Saves you a trip to town, I suppose. They say shipping is free. That’s good. Nobody likes payin’ extra.
They say this RMS Beauty, it’s good for ya. They don’t put all them chemicals in it. Like parabens, and… sulfates, I think they said. And phthalates. Don’t know what those are, but they sound bad. So if you want that, you look for that RMS Beauty. They say they’re a “pioneer” of the “clean beauty movement,” whatever that is. They made makeup with better, safer stuff.
This RMS, they got all sorts of things. They got that shiny stuff, they call it “luminizer.” Makes you glow, they say. They got different kinds, too. One they call “Magic,” one they call “Living.” And they got one that’s peach colored, too.
They got stuff for your lips, too. Lip gloss, they call it. And lip oil. They even have lip pencil. All kind of colors.
And they got stuff for your eyes. Eye shadow, that’s what it is. You can find the RMS beauty eyeshadow cream at many places. Lots of colors there, too. If you like to paint your eyelids, they got somethin’ for ya, I reckon. They also have that thing to make your eyebrows darker.
This RMS Beauty, it is really something. They even got somethin’ called “Superserum.” Don’t know what that is, but it sounds fancy. Must be good for somethin’. My granddaughter, she uses it. Maybe that’s why her skin always looks so good. They also have setting powder. To make your makeup stay, I think.
So, if you’re lookin’ for that RMS Beauty stuff, you got plenty of places to find it. Just remember, it ain’t cheap. But my granddaughter says it’s worth it. And her face always looks real nice, so maybe she’s right.
Oh, and they say it’s “cruelty-free.” That means they don’t test it on animals. That’s good. We don’t want to hurt no little critters. They also say it’s “non-GMO” and “hypoallergenic.” Don’t know what all that means, but it sounds good, don’t it? They say they removed toxic chemicals. That’s good, too.
So there ya have it. That’s where you can find that RMS Beauty stuff. Hope that helps ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They don’t care nothin’ ’bout “clean beauty,” but they sure do lay some good eggs!
