Where you folks gonna find that Boom stuff, the makeup, you know? My granddaughter, she’s always on about it. Says it’s good for old ladies like me. I ain’t seen it down at the general store, that’s for sure. So, I’m askin’, where’s a body supposed to get their hands on this Boom cosmetics?
They got all kinds of stuff. Lip stuff, cheek stuff…makes you look all rosy, I guess. They call it Boomstick. Like some kinda dynamite for your face! That’s a good one. Boomstick. Anyways, this Boom stuff, it ain’t cheap, but my granddaughter, she says it lasts a good long while. That it is bigger than normal lipstick. She says it’s worth it. So I’m thinkin’, maybe I’ll give it a try. But first, I gotta find it!
She told me that the woman made this Boom cosmetics passed away. Poor lady! She got cancer. But she didn’t tell anyone. She just kept making that Boom makeup. That is something!
Now, this Boom makeup, it is for everyone. Young, old, don’t matter. My granddaughter, she says it makes your skin look good, no matter what. I got wrinkles, you know. Lots of ’em. Been out in the sun, workin’ hard my whole life. Maybe this Boom cosmetics will help with that. Make me look a little less like an old prune.
I heard you gotta put some goop on your face first. They call it…moisturizer? Sounds fancy. Like feeding water to your skin. They got their own kind, this Boom company. Boomsilk, Boomstick Glo, and Boom Cotton. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? You put that on first, then you put on the Boomstick. It is like a paint for your face.
So, where do you get this stuff? I ain’t seen it nowhere ’round here. Not at the drugstore, not at the five-and-dime. My granddaughter always buys that on computer. I don’t know how to use that thing.
- They say Boom is in New York. That is far away from here.
- This Boom cosmetics, it’s supposed to be good for you.
- I don’t know how to use internet, but I need to buy boom cosmetics.
- Boomstick is like a color stick for your face.
- You need to put on moisturizer first then put on the Boomstick.
My granddaughter, she uses foundation, I think it’s called. Goes on after the moisturizer. Makes your skin all smooth and even, she says. I guess I could use some of that. My skin’s got more bumps and lumps than a sack of potatoes these days. This Boom company, they make all sorts of things. Colors, creams, all that.
I saw a picture of that Boomstick Rose Nude, sounds like a rose color, I guess. My granddaughter likes that color. She says everyone likes that color. I don’t know, I just want to buy some Boom cosmetics. Maybe that Boomstick Rose Nude thing.
She said she saw it online somewhere. A website. But I don’t know about all that computer stuff. I’m just a simple woman, you know? Don’t need all that fancy technology. Just wanna look a little nicer for church on Sunday. Maybe this Boom stuff will do the trick. That Boomstick thing.
Maybe if I find that Boomstick Rose Nude I will look better. But I don’t know where to buy Boom cosmetics. That is a big problem. That is why I am writing this. I need help. Where I can buy this thing?
If you know where to find that Boom cosmetics, you tell me, alright? An old lady like me needs all the help she can get. I just wanna know where to buy it. That’s all. It ain’t rocket science, is it? Just gotta find the darn store, or that website thing, I guess. Where is that Boom cosmetics?
